Are Sex Toys Safe To Use?

So you have been sitting home all alone fantasizing all day about almost every fetish, sexual situation, and fantasy that you have ever wanted to experience. We all know that when we have days like this, we tend to lean more towards masturbating then saying ahhh fuck it, I’m just gonna go outside and do some gardening. That never happens! Now, I know most of you probably have already graduated to sex toys for personal gratification, but for those who still go raw or just use what the lord gave them, their hands, it is time to step it up a notch. And before you do that, you may have some reservations due to being new to this type of thing. So, I am going to break it down and put your mind at ease so you can get off without reservations!

Are Sex Toys Safe?

The answer to this question can vary immensely. Whether you grab a bottle of lube and start stroking your cock, or if your a woman, you may grab some lube and your favorite toy. There are different levels of masturbation. Things could escalate very quickly if your into a little rougher type of love. But, for the better part of this article, I’m going to say that sex toys are pretty safe. The only time they can be dangerous, is if they are misused or aren’t kept clean. So, don’t go grab a sawzall and strap your favorite dildo to it, and blast away! That could end up being very risky. Sex toys are like anything else we purchase and own. If, want to get the best experiences out of them, we need to make sure that we are educated on the best and safe practices for each and every type of toy or gadget, for the sake of it, lets call them “friends”.


Now, we all know that most of the time we usually treat our “friends” with kindness and respect. But sometimes we also tend to treat our “friends” like shit. We have all been there. We have all had a bad day and taken it out on someone else. Well, Sex toys aren’t any different. You may have a favorite toy that you normally reach for on a daily basis, If not multiple times, depending on how bad of a day you had, or how much fantasizing you did that day. But just like anything else we sometime tend to get a little lackadaisical in the way we do things. I guess what I’m saying is: “Treat your toys as if they are a loved one”. You wouldn’t let your kid go to school without taking a shower or bath. Would you? You wouldn’t throw your favorite wine glass in the sink with no regard for it is safety. So, when your done doing the deed, make sure you clean your toys. And after you clean them, put them in a safe place and out of reach of your kids or pets. You don’t want to come home one day to find your 3 year old playing Wiffle ball with your 12″ Johnny Holmes cock replica! I’ve heard so many stories of kids finding their parents toys. I’m sure you can imagine the horror to find your little ones or even pets enjoying the company of your “friends”.


By this time you are either enjoying what I have to say, Or you’re getting horny and want to fold the page and go rub one out. Well, by all means, don’t let me stop you! I will say that your “friends” can become “foes”. If, mistreat them long enough you will eventually get some kind of backlash. That backlash comes in the form of a very unwelcoming infection, or results in an injury of some sort to the most prized parts of your body. When it comes time to befriend your bestest pals, be sure to give them an honorable farewell. Recycle! Most of these toys are made from post consumer plastics and polymers. You may even make your trash mans day. In this day and age there isn no reason to be ashamed of the things we do in private. We all have relatively the same thoughts and tendencies, they just may vary slightly or be a little more extreme then others. But I say “Fuck It”! I don’t care what anyone thinks about the things I do to make myself happy. That’s the whole point.

I am Your Friend……..

Even if I don’t vibrate, I am still here to help everyone as best I can. So, I guess If you are still sitting there reading along then I guess you find what I have to say either interesting or funny. I really want everyone to feel at ease here, this is a safe zone, even if you are a maniacal, narcissistic asshole. I want to keep everyone aware of the many options we have when it comes to self-satisfaction and expressing our inner desires, whether it be alone or with a partner. The purpose of this website is meant to inform, educate, and entertain. I want every person who comes along to feel as if they can say, do, or write anything they like. By no means am I a judgmental person and I don’t see why anyone would ever want to be that way. My mom always said, treat others as you would like to be treated. Its one of the oldest sayings, but yet it is the one that makes the most sense. If everyone could just follow that model, then the world would be such a friendlier place to live.

Until next time……

At last your probably saying to yourself ” Does this information help me in any way”? Well, it may or may not. You may be the “know it all” who thinks that no matter what, no one can give them insight or direction. Or you may be a newbie to all of this kind of information and advice. Whatever the case may be, I want to invite you to leave a comment or even better yet, ask a question! I mean, that is what I’m here for. So have at it, give me your best shot! Its been a pleasure sharing with you all and I hope that you enjoyed the content that I discussed. I hope that you were able to laugh, smile, and hopefully I got “it” to move a little. Man or woman, I can advise you on all the things you may be afraid to talk about. Please feel free to leave a comment. I hope that you all enjoy the rest of whatever day it is. And remember, if you aren’t playing with it or using it, then you most likely are a miserable son of a bitch!



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